maaf zahir dan batin

Like I say every year, if I had intended to offend you (which I most probably did), I apologise. Though seriously, look beyond your ego and ask yourself why did I offend you in the first place. You must either be really stupid, ugly but delusional enough to think you deserve a spot on ANTM, [...]

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yuletide on a white moon

and in a little corner of Little India somewhere off Desker Road (and their prostritutes, although we didn’t manage to catch any). There sits a middle class North Indian restaurant for middle class people like most of us who live in space contraint places like our puny apartments. If you’re feeling a little richer and [...]

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zealous in a form of patterns

I bore myself with my endless myriad of nonsense to be completely honest with myself. I also manage to find the most unlikely time to send an email to Apple begging for them to do something about my phone.
I dropped by Singtel Comcentre today hoping to rejoice to good news for them to replace my [...]

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mercedes and spain

because i don’t have a life other than bitching about the tailor who did a wowzah on my baju kurung this year, I decided it’s time I finalise baby names. It doesn’t matter to me who I get married to, i shall hold utmost concern on what my children are being called at school and [...]

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this jackass here

Waking me up from my sleep with a sleazy picture of him and his brand new playstation 3 is his idea of a joke. Apparently his room just took a turn from being a home theater to the ultimate gaming hub any boy (me) would kill for. Such is life.

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what’s the worst that could happen

I was in a silent raging fit all credit to the lame series of events yesterday. To avoid sounding more of a bitch who nearly died for calling a stranger ‘fucking cunt’ on the train from jurong yesterday (she overtook me and occupied R’s seat!), I will list down everything that upset me in chronological [...]

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yaay sehr oyouno nazratou

Oh… his eyes, magic and looks
The first time we met and made eye contact
Oh… how sweet his words are
I melted from one word, how would it be if they were two
One word, and he became my heart
Fire over fire, smile over smile
My heart got confused and I forgot my name
Don’t know [...]

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shock of lightning

Since I woke up feeling like i found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, I decided a little self pampering should be my jumpstart to today’s awesome series of events. Deep conditioning, lotsa shower foam and M&S body scrub/scent/lotion. I stepped out of the toilet in my bathrobe smelling like luxurious [...]

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part-time girlfriend

My social calendar is not much of an assistance with its lack of variety, especially in desperate times like this when almost nothing in the world could please me. I presently am twenty, with a boyfriend who’s gone to war, and an imaginary friend who looks like Bubbles if I look hard enough. Now just [...]

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Tis the season to be jolly

Quite frankly, I never understood the need to glorify Syawal when really the month which serves more purpose and significance is Ramadhan. In this month, it is intended for us to understand a little hardship and restrain ourselves from the negative influences of a toxic society such as ours. Not like you don’t already know [...]

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