how individuals proclaim their allegiance to glitz and glamour by brand name dropping anything and everything they own right down to their china imported panties. If you really need the world at your feet to worship you for being the god of all things with a name, how about adding a dash of style to your bland arrogance and try carrying them off like your face was made of real gold and not the diamantes I buy from arab street to border around Bubbles’ pink Coach monogrammed heart. What a shame to resort to such blindingly low (however that is possible) tactics to carve a larger impression on CC’s hall of fame, if they make it anywhere past immigration without getting arrested for suspected illegal crossing in the middle of the causeway.
I know, I dont make sense when I’m annoyed. but still!


